We at Slices of Bizarro Pie (and by that I mean me: Jeremy) are giving away a brand new Kindle 3G to one lucky reader!
DETAILS:
To be eligible for the Kindle 3G, simply subscribe to this blog.
If you’re already a subscriber, then you’re already eligible to win.
The winner will also receive:
–A Titanium Spork.
–Free Kindle copies of any four of my eBooks, chosen from the following:
(Feel free to click on the images to learn more about each book.)
The winner will be chosen once the blog reaches 1000 subscribers. All 1000 subscribers will be eligible to win, and the winner will be chosen at random.
Thank you for your support!













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September 24, 2011 at 2:49 pm
malkah duprix
I would be delighted to receive either. Honestly, though. Titanium spork? Come on!
September 24, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Warren
The Kindle 3G is an awesome addition to the titanium spork!
September 24, 2011 at 3:08 pm
CDNWMN
Free kindle? I’m on it! Free books? Even better!!!!
September 24, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Kern Windwraith
My life has been rendered meaningless by the utter dearth of titanium sporks in the cutlery drawer. I think I need a titanium spork almost as much as I covet a Kindle 3G. Almost.
Good luck with hitting the 1000 mark.
September 24, 2011 at 3:20 pm
brennonthompson
Titanium sporks all around! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! (I think I just channeled my enter-Kermit. ):)
September 24, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Melissa Strong
YEAH!
September 24, 2011 at 4:19 pm
Tara Sayers
I’ve had the titanium spork on my ThinkGeek wishlist for well over a year now.
September 24, 2011 at 5:33 pm
a little tête-à-tête
lol I actually have wanted to check out those titanium sporks!!! hahaha
September 24, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Marty Shaw (@ItsJustMarty)
A free Kindle 3G sounds awesome, but it’s all about the titanium spork, dude.
September 24, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Billy Abshier
You had me at free books, but I’d love to add a kindle!
September 24, 2011 at 7:16 pm
Dee
I have been needing a spork!
September 24, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Robin Derence-Fuller
Spork!!!!Oh ME ME ME!!!
September 25, 2011 at 6:40 am
cenobyte
I, also, am terribly excited about the idea of a titanium Spork. In fact, in the description of the blog in my !New! Subscription, that is the descriptor I have used.
GO SPORK!
September 25, 2011 at 7:25 am
Ana Hart
A Titanium Spork? I love ThinkGeek! Haha… fun giveaway
September 25, 2011 at 7:28 am
julie barrett
wow thanks for having the giveway
julie
September 25, 2011 at 7:30 am
Heather Powers
thanks for the kickass giveaway:)
September 25, 2011 at 7:36 am
Acadia
Done!
September 25, 2011 at 7:47 am
Armand Rosamilia
I’d love to win any of the cool things you’re giving away!
Armand Rosamilia
September 25, 2011 at 7:54 am
Che Rex
Subscribed – and wow. I love that spork.
September 25, 2011 at 8:01 am
Hal Weaver (@Weaverwerx)
Great idea for generating new connections to your work. You hooked me!
September 25, 2011 at 8:18 am
kate boardman (@coffeewithkate)
Awesome prizes Mr Shipp there but you do realise that it was the spork that really sold it for me?
Good luck and I hope you get loads of new subscribers.
September 25, 2011 at 8:43 am
WotV
I am widely known for my love of sporks and I support you all the time. Please, please, please? I will even befriend the Attic Clown (you KNOW I’m afraid of that sucker) for my lust for the titanium spork… and the books of yours that I don’t already have….
I do already subscribe, but had to comment on my commitment…
September 25, 2011 at 9:00 am
Cornelia Grey
I subscribed to the feed
September 25, 2011 at 10:30 am
Donna Earnhardt
Signing up now. I want that fork! (and the kindle would be cool to give to my mom.)
September 25, 2011 at 10:36 am
Phoenix Emrys
If only I could own a Titanium Spork then my life’s purpose would be fulfilled. Or would that be to find a cure to cancer and bring about World Peace? I can never remember which.
September 25, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Dianna Graveman
Just signed up — I want the Kindle! Sad to say I still don’t have one…
September 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm
Maureen
Subscribed and follow you on Twitter as @msmorev Your books sound interesting & I’d love to read them. Plus, I would love a kindle. Thanks for the opportunity
September 25, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Sher A Hart (@SherAHart)
Okay, I subscribed through the feed and boom! My google reader now has 1000+ feeds. Does that mean I get two sporks? Already following you on twitter so I’m retweeting there. So don’t forget to enter the chocolate contest on my blog, much better odds with only a couple entries this month.
September 25, 2011 at 8:47 pm
Narrelle Harris
It’s about time I officially subscribed! And the chance of winning your stories, a Kindle to read them on and a titanium spork?? This is clearly the right time to subscribe.
September 25, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Terence Towles Canote
Really, this should be the Titanium Spork Giveaway instead of the Kindle 3G Giveaway! I’ve always liked sporks. Anyway, I’ve always loved this blog.
September 25, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Sean the Bookonaut
I’m here coz of the damned Kindle. Newly discovered writer is a bonus. “I’ll see ya round Mr Shipp” *hat tip*
September 26, 2011 at 9:01 am
Patti Cooney
Wow! what an awesome contest! thanks for the opportunity!
September 26, 2011 at 9:43 am
readingdivas
Cool stuff and retweeted! (I hope I win it)
September 26, 2011 at 1:13 pm
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September 26, 2011 at 3:37 pm
avinjer
I covet the titanium spork. And I guess the kindle would be ok too.
September 26, 2011 at 5:21 pm
mike W
Looking forward to see what goes on here.
September 26, 2011 at 5:56 pm
seabeegirl
I have always wanted a titanium spork. Pick me, please!
September 27, 2011 at 4:07 pm
Linda
Cool!
September 27, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Nina
Ooh, what a chance to find & follow an interesting blog.
September 28, 2011 at 7:08 am
Nancy Reid
Coming on board ~ was lured by pure lust ~ I want that Kindle!
Thanks ~
September 30, 2011 at 5:08 am
Wendy Matchen
Booooooks!!!!!
September 30, 2011 at 5:08 am
Christopher Burdick
Subscribed. 3G me, baby!
September 30, 2011 at 6:03 am
Ebyss (@ebyss)
Subscribed. Would love the 3G. Would love the spork.
September 30, 2011 at 6:09 am
George Anthony Kulz
Free ebooks, Kindle, AND titanium spork? I’m there!
September 30, 2011 at 6:25 am
Sandy Barton
I’d do (almost) anything for a Titanium spork. The Kindle ain’t bad either.
September 30, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Nicole Copeland
Nice ..thanks for the chance to win
October 1, 2011 at 2:03 am
Ellen Beck (@tannawings)
I am a subscriber you probably know me better as @tannawings . A kindle, books and spork would be cool but if the clown comes to my door I aint answering. Frankly the clown scares the bejeebers outta me.
October 1, 2011 at 3:47 am
lizstaley
The titanium spork is relevant to my interests! Kindle would be nice too.
October 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Naddez
I’m a new Subscriber. Thanks!
October 1, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Josef Bass
Spork, Kindle and ebooks… Oh my!!! FTW!!!
October 2, 2011 at 7:24 am
Sam
October 2, 2011 at 7:25 am
Sarah
Wow
October 2, 2011 at 7:27 am
Lily Childs
All signed up and Shipp-Shapeshifted. Retweeted your plug too
October 2, 2011 at 7:34 am
AufondShelia
Love words. Love reading. Love free stuff. ’nuff said…
October 2, 2011 at 7:41 am
lifewithfelber
Awesome contest! I’m in!
October 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Nicki Spencer Browne
Im with everyone else.. who could want more than the titanium spork? I mean … dont get me wrong.. I will take the Kindle.. but.. wow.. who else in Ft. Wayne would possibly have a titanium spork?
October 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm
s0rceress0
I LOVE this blog! Just found you. My new favorite
October 6, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Dithreabhach
We are not worthy!
October 6, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Ashish Jain
HI….its nice to be in the contest, hoping 2 win!!
Thankss
October 7, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Nicole Elaine
Sign me up, please. Not so much for the prizes, though that would be a boon, but because I’d like to know you better & antic gymnastics of your brain.
Mwah & good day,
Sisofdragons
(Nicole)
October 8, 2011 at 9:05 pm
shutupyousuck
Oh man. A Titanium spork!!!! I want it!
The kindle wouldn’t be bad either, it would actually give me a good reason to start reading more books!
October 11, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Draven Ames
Wow, what a contest give away. Hope I win.
~Draven
October 11, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Bruce
Fascinating giveaway. Looking forward to this.
October 12, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Gale
I want to win the Titanium spork–bad!!
October 13, 2011 at 11:17 am
Kasey Ball (@mmk_ballsy)
OH EM GEE. A spork!!!
October 13, 2011 at 12:08 pm
ReadingDiva
YAY – I am in, and I can’t wait to win that Spork!
October 16, 2011 at 12:21 pm
dynomooseynomoose
Oooh! I hope that I win!
October 21, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Ray Radlein (@Radlein)
How do we “subscribe”? via the RSS feed?
October 21, 2011 at 6:39 pm
JeremyCShipp
Ray, you can subscribe via WordPress, or you can subscribe via e-mail (check out the upper left area of the blog).
November 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm
sherrysoule
Pick me! Pick me!
December 7, 2011 at 5:24 am
Jodi F.
I subscribed. My 12yo would think the spork would be the most awesome thing ever. Boy loves a spork. Me? The Kindle.
December 7, 2011 at 6:12 am
Amy Rouse
New follower
dropastitch @ yahoo dot com
Amy Rouse
and my nephew is coveting that spork. ….
December 7, 2011 at 6:47 am
crispin c mclean
Thanks for having the contest!
December 7, 2011 at 7:36 am
Karen Hunter
I just subscribed I hope I win
December 7, 2011 at 7:45 am
Mary Jamison
i want a kindle pick me
December 7, 2011 at 7:59 am
sondrabelle
Great giveaway – just subscribed.
December 7, 2011 at 8:06 am
Michele P.
new subscriber here via email… I definitely enjoy a different read, something a little out of the ordinary, and I had to check out your style of writing before entering-I’m glad to see that your books are something I would enjoy (I’m a big fan of the Hot Blood horror series of books from back in the day) so even if I don’t win, I am looking forward to checking out your work soon!
December 7, 2011 at 10:01 am
Diane Mason
Free Kindle? Just what a really waaaaant (said in a whining voice)!!!!
December 7, 2011 at 10:05 am
Diane Mason
A Kindle?? Just what I’ve been wanting!!!!
December 7, 2011 at 1:08 pm
John B
That spork is funky! I need it!
December 7, 2011 at 6:02 pm
annette campbell
Add me to the list!
December 7, 2011 at 8:05 pm
christina moore
i would love to win this for my grandaughter
December 7, 2011 at 10:54 pm
Beatrice Karnes
A Kindle is on my wish list. Ho Ho Ho!!!!
December 8, 2011 at 8:43 am
Janet L. Evans
I would love to win a Kindle! This week at jury duty, it would have been wonderful!
December 8, 2011 at 8:58 am
luvtxess
I would love a kindle! And a spork!
December 8, 2011 at 12:42 pm
sondra
Pick Me, pick me. I’ve been a very good girl!
December 11, 2011 at 9:46 am
Paula
I have been wanting a Kindle! Great prize!
December 11, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Carol M
Dying to win a kindle — and the sporks will be put to good use too. Great selection for your prizes.
December 15, 2011 at 10:05 am
Barbara Scheidler
HAPPY HOLLIDAYS TO YOUR BLOG AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL WHO ENTER!!!
December 18, 2011 at 11:14 am
Mel
I’m a big fan of short stories and have just sent a free sample of Sheep and Wolves to my Kindle for further investigation. Can’t wait to check it out!
January 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm
RodeoBucket
I just got my own wordpress blog and you are my first wordpress blog follow!!
that seems appropriate to me. And I see here you have 3 books I haven’t gotten yet. I got a chance to recommend you on LibraryThing not long ago, that was cool.
January 14, 2012 at 5:13 pm
dlkfox
Both the Kindle and the spork sound great!
January 15, 2012 at 7:08 am
BigGirlJewelry
Seriously? A Titanium spork?! Where do I sign up?
January 15, 2012 at 4:20 pm
HydeKomiksInk (@HydeKomiksInk)
This is an awesome contest. My mom, RodeoBucket, has gotten me into reading this past two years, I can’t wait to check out your books.
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January 19, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Beth G.
Ok, signed up officially! I’d love the spork, but will take the Kindle if I win.
January 26, 2012 at 12:38 am
tannawings
Loooooooooong time subscriber and follower on twitter of the adventures of smurfs and such. I would want that spork to fully enjoy my meal whle reading.
January 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm
No Non-cents Nanna Malika Bourne
I rarely enter stuff, but,since it seems safe enough, ok, I’ll do it. Malika
January 28, 2012 at 4:41 pm
joe
Closest I ever come to winning, is filling out the registrations. So I wait and see.
Real is life,
Though it seems,
But then again,
So are dreams.
Yep part of one of my poems. Want the rest… Email me
January 30, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Wendy
What a great marketing idea! I’m impressed.
February 11, 2012 at 5:52 pm
stuffsmart
600th follower!
Great contest. Love the books!
February 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Jessica A. Weiss
Already have a few of those…but there are 4 I don’t have. Bring it on!
February 16, 2012 at 6:41 pm
shaun lawton
I think I subscribe, I think I subscribe—
February 19, 2012 at 11:03 am
Mary @Sweeping Me
I like the spork and the Kindle!! I am subscribed! Thanks! =)
February 19, 2012 at 12:17 pm
TEC4
I hear and follow, mon ami! Looking forward to Kindle, Spork or Book! (or just more good posts!)
February 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Kat Bryan
I don’t know about the spork – sniggers, but the Kindle G3 is an entirely different matter. Crossing fingers. I signed up !
March 6, 2012 at 11:27 pm
schaney
WOW!! A TITANIUM SPORK AND A 3G KINDLE!!??? Talk about a WINNING combination!!!!