“Let me tell you how you should live,” said the humans to each other, every day, forever.
- "Orobas, what happened to your voice? You sound sick." "Yeah, I'm a little horse." 4 hours ago
- I don't summon demons. They summon me. "Hey, Jer, can you help me bake some banana bread?" "Sure thing, Orobas." 4 hours ago
- Which demon should I summon this Halloween? I feel like a pokémon trainer. 4 hours ago
- I hope you enjoy my Halloween special. pic.twitter.com/Xkgw1JawAU 4 hours ago
- Someone telling a stranger to smile is just gross. 4 hours ago