“Let me tell you how you should live,” said the humans to each other, every day, forever.
- Never play charades with a cobra. It cares more about biting your face than playing the game. 3 hours ago
- In the morning, giant scorpions look for humans inside their boots. 3 hours ago
- Tommy Wiseau is a motion-capture monster performed by Andy Serkis. 3 hours ago
- Eating a life-size gummy version of myself is a bit creepy, yet ultimately satisfying. 3 hours ago
- My life is a series of black-and-white moments from infomercials. 3 hours ago