“Let me tell you how you should live,” said the humans to each other, every day, forever.
- You don't need a heater when you're curled up next to a giant cat. 6 hours ago
- @DelightDespair Goodreads does a better job goodreads.com/book/show/2319… 6 hours ago
- "I'd like a concert ticket please. Back row." "OK, that will be $237,823,473,498,734,032,457." 7 hours ago
- Tips for coping with Thanksgiving: -sculpt your mashed potatoes into Hogwarts -summon the ghost of a Pilgrim and call him names -eat pie 7 hours ago
- Date ideas: -get X-rays and look at each other's skeletons -prevent an apocalypse -cause an apocalypse -see who can summon the cutest demon 8 hours ago