Here are some things:

1. I’m not the sharpest knife in the toaster.

2. My story Princess was recently published in Brain Harvest.

3. Scientists have discovered that my kitties are, in fact, the center of the universe.

4. My story “Almost Paradise” was accepted for publication by Shroud Magazine, and “Feet” was accepted by The Burning Maiden.

5. Attic clowns are no laughing matter.

6. My novel, Cursed, is now available on Kindle, and for now my novel Vacation is available on Kindle for $4.

7. I took a bite out of crime today. It tasted like social exclusion.