Anthropomorphic vegetables are more dangerous than they taste.

Here are some things:

1. I’m not the sharpest knife in the toaster.

2. My story Princess was recently published in Brain Harvest.

3. Scientists have discovered that my kitties are, in fact, the center of the universe.

4. My story “Almost Paradise” was accepted for publication by Shroud Magazine, and “Feet” was accepted by The Burning Maiden.

5. Attic clowns are no laughing matter.

6. My novel, Cursed, is now available on Kindle, and for now my novel Vacation is available on Kindle for $4.

7. I took a bite out of crime today. It tasted like social exclusion.

One thought on “Anthropomorphic vegetables are more dangerous than they taste.

  1. Don

    Reminds me of one of the punch lines we created back oh so many years ago, but never finished the joke for: Ambulatory vegetables with well hung tounges.

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