Let’s dispel some myths about Yard Gnomes, shall we?
MYTH: Gnomes eat children.
TRUTH: Gnomes are vegan. Some Gnomes simply cook children for ogres, to exchange for shoe horns.
MYTH: Gnomes use urine to clean their windows.
TRUTH: That’s disgusting. Gnomes actually use chupacabra vomit as a cleaning agent.
MYTH: Gnomes can’t read.
TRUTH: Gnomes can read, though only after slaying and eating a fresh bookworm.
MYTHS: Gnome hats are silly.
TRUTH: That’s a matter of opinion, buster!
MYTH: Gnomes will murder you if you shave off their beards.
TRUTH: Actually, that one is true.
(Gnome art by Kaolin Fire.)