Yard Gnome Plushie

Here’s the new yard gnome plushie I designed and created.

He’s a professional spork-swallower, and in his free time, he enjoys tickling insects and riding on plastic flamingos.

What should I call him?

9 thoughts on “Yard Gnome Plushie

  1. Dary, which is an anagram of Yard and sounds a bit like daring— perfect for one who swallows sporks—professionally or otherwise; particularly if said sporks sport some leftover lunch bits, or even bits of plastic flamingos which I’ve been led to understand taste sort of like tree frog meat left to marinate in Newman’s Own Mesquite Lime marinade for much too long.

    Or Shep might be nice…

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