We at Slices of Bizarro Pie (and by that I mean me: Jeremy) are giving away a brand new Kindle 3G to one lucky reader!
DETAILS:
To be eligible for the Kindle 3G, simply subscribe to this blog.
If you’re already a subscriber, then you’re already eligible to win.
The winner will also receive:
–A Titanium Spork.
–Free Kindle copies of any four of my eBooks, chosen from the following:
(Feel free to click on the images to learn more about each book.)
The winner will be chosen once the blog reaches 1000 subscribers. All 1000 subscribers will be eligible to win, and the winner will be chosen at random.
Thank you for your support!
Jeremy C. Shipp 
I would be delighted to receive either. Honestly, though. Titanium spork? Come on!
The Kindle 3G is an awesome addition to the titanium spork!
Free kindle? I’m on it! Free books? Even better!!!!
My life has been rendered meaningless by the utter dearth of titanium sporks in the cutlery drawer. I think I need a titanium spork almost as much as I covet a Kindle 3G. Almost.
Good luck with hitting the 1000 mark.
Titanium sporks all around! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! (I think I just channeled my enter-Kermit. ):)
YEAH!
I’ve had the titanium spork on my ThinkGeek wishlist for well over a year now.
lol I actually have wanted to check out those titanium sporks!!! hahaha
A free Kindle 3G sounds awesome, but it’s all about the titanium spork, dude.
You had me at free books, but I’d love to add a kindle!
I have been needing a spork!
Spork!!!!Oh ME ME ME!!!
I, also, am terribly excited about the idea of a titanium Spork. In fact, in the description of the blog in my !New! Subscription, that is the descriptor I have used.
GO SPORK!
A Titanium Spork? I love ThinkGeek! Haha… fun giveaway 🙂
wow thanks for having the giveway
julie
🙂 SPORKS,,,AWWW MY PRECIOUS:)
thanks for the kickass giveaway:)
Done!
I’d love to win any of the cool things you’re giving away!
Armand Rosamilia
Subscribed – and wow. I love that spork.
Great idea for generating new connections to your work. You hooked me!
Awesome prizes Mr Shipp there but you do realise that it was the spork that really sold it for me? 😉 Good luck and I hope you get loads of new subscribers.
I am widely known for my love of sporks and I support you all the time. Please, please, please? I will even befriend the Attic Clown (you KNOW I’m afraid of that sucker) for my lust for the titanium spork… and the books of yours that I don’t already have….
I do already subscribe, but had to comment on my commitment…
I subscribed to the feed 🙂
Signing up now. I want that fork! (and the kindle would be cool to give to my mom.) 🙂
If only I could own a Titanium Spork then my life’s purpose would be fulfilled. Or would that be to find a cure to cancer and bring about World Peace? I can never remember which.
Just signed up — I want the Kindle! Sad to say I still don’t have one…
Subscribed and follow you on Twitter as @msmorev Your books sound interesting & I’d love to read them. Plus, I would love a kindle. Thanks for the opportunity
Okay, I subscribed through the feed and boom! My google reader now has 1000+ feeds. Does that mean I get two sporks? Already following you on twitter so I’m retweeting there. So don’t forget to enter the chocolate contest on my blog, much better odds with only a couple entries this month.
It’s about time I officially subscribed! And the chance of winning your stories, a Kindle to read them on and a titanium spork?? This is clearly the right time to subscribe. 😀
Really, this should be the Titanium Spork Giveaway instead of the Kindle 3G Giveaway! I’ve always liked sporks. Anyway, I’ve always loved this blog.
I’m here coz of the damned Kindle. Newly discovered writer is a bonus. “I’ll see ya round Mr Shipp” *hat tip*
Wow! what an awesome contest! thanks for the opportunity!
Cool stuff and retweeted! (I hope I win it) 🙂
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I covet the titanium spork. And I guess the kindle would be ok too.
Looking forward to see what goes on here.
I have always wanted a titanium spork. Pick me, please!
Cool!
Ooh, what a chance to find & follow an interesting blog.
Coming on board ~ was lured by pure lust ~ I want that Kindle!
Thanks ~
Booooooks!!!!!
Subscribed. 3G me, baby!
Subscribed. Would love the 3G. Would love the spork. 🙂
Free ebooks, Kindle, AND titanium spork? I’m there!
I’d do (almost) anything for a Titanium spork. The Kindle ain’t bad either.
Nice ..thanks for the chance to win
I am a subscriber you probably know me better as @tannawings . A kindle, books and spork would be cool but if the clown comes to my door I aint answering. Frankly the clown scares the bejeebers outta me.
The titanium spork is relevant to my interests! Kindle would be nice too. 🙂
I’m a new Subscriber. Thanks! 🙂
Spork, Kindle and ebooks… Oh my!!! FTW!!!
🙂
Wow
All signed up and Shipp-Shapeshifted. Retweeted your plug too 😉
Love words. Love reading. Love free stuff. ’nuff said…
Awesome contest! I’m in!
Im with everyone else.. who could want more than the titanium spork? I mean … dont get me wrong.. I will take the Kindle.. but.. wow.. who else in Ft. Wayne would possibly have a titanium spork? 🙂
I LOVE this blog! Just found you. My new favorite 😀
We are not worthy!
HI….its nice to be in the contest, hoping 2 win!!
Thankss
Sign me up, please. Not so much for the prizes, though that would be a boon, but because I’d like to know you better & antic gymnastics of your brain.
Mwah & good day,
Sisofdragons
(Nicole)
Oh man. A Titanium spork!!!! I want it!
The kindle wouldn’t be bad either, it would actually give me a good reason to start reading more books!
Wow, what a contest give away. Hope I win.
~Draven
Fascinating giveaway. Looking forward to this.
I want to win the Titanium spork–bad!!
OH EM GEE. A spork!!!
YAY – I am in, and I can’t wait to win that Spork!
Oooh! I hope that I win!
How do we “subscribe”? via the RSS feed?
Ray, you can subscribe via WordPress, or you can subscribe via e-mail (check out the upper left area of the blog). 🙂
Pick me! Pick me!
I subscribed. My 12yo would think the spork would be the most awesome thing ever. Boy loves a spork. Me? The Kindle.
New follower
dropastitch @ yahoo dot com
Amy Rouse
and my nephew is coveting that spork. ….
Thanks for having the contest!
I just subscribed I hope I win
i want a kindle pick me
Great giveaway – just subscribed.
new subscriber here via email… I definitely enjoy a different read, something a little out of the ordinary, and I had to check out your style of writing before entering-I’m glad to see that your books are something I would enjoy (I’m a big fan of the Hot Blood horror series of books from back in the day) so even if I don’t win, I am looking forward to checking out your work soon!
Free Kindle? Just what a really waaaaant (said in a whining voice)!!!!
A Kindle?? Just what I’ve been wanting!!!!
That spork is funky! I need it!
Add me to the list!
i would love to win this for my grandaughter
A Kindle is on my wish list. Ho Ho Ho!!!!
I would love to win a Kindle! This week at jury duty, it would have been wonderful!
I would love a kindle! And a spork!
Pick Me, pick me. I’ve been a very good girl!
I have been wanting a Kindle! Great prize!
Dying to win a kindle — and the sporks will be put to good use too. Great selection for your prizes.
HAPPY HOLLIDAYS TO YOUR BLOG AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL WHO ENTER!!!
I’m a big fan of short stories and have just sent a free sample of Sheep and Wolves to my Kindle for further investigation. Can’t wait to check it out!
I just got my own wordpress blog and you are my first wordpress blog follow!! 🙂 that seems appropriate to me. And I see here you have 3 books I haven’t gotten yet. I got a chance to recommend you on LibraryThing not long ago, that was cool.
Both the Kindle and the spork sound great!
Seriously? A Titanium spork?! Where do I sign up?
This is an awesome contest. My mom, RodeoBucket, has gotten me into reading this past two years, I can’t wait to check out your books.
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Ok, signed up officially! I’d love the spork, but will take the Kindle if I win. 😉
Loooooooooong time subscriber and follower on twitter of the adventures of smurfs and such. I would want that spork to fully enjoy my meal whle reading. 🙂
I rarely enter stuff, but,since it seems safe enough, ok, I’ll do it. Malika
Closest I ever come to winning, is filling out the registrations. So I wait and see.
Real is life,
Though it seems,
But then again,
So are dreams.
Yep part of one of my poems. Want the rest… Email me
What a great marketing idea! I’m impressed.
600th follower!
Great contest. Love the books!
Already have a few of those…but there are 4 I don’t have. Bring it on!
I think I subscribe, I think I subscribe—
I like the spork and the Kindle!! I am subscribed! Thanks! =)
I hear and follow, mon ami! Looking forward to Kindle, Spork or Book! (or just more good posts!)
I don’t know about the spork – sniggers, but the Kindle G3 is an entirely different matter. Crossing fingers. I signed up !
WOW!! A TITANIUM SPORK AND A 3G KINDLE!!??? Talk about a WINNING combination!!!!
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Subscribe to get a chance to win a kindle, but much more impressively, BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF WINNG A TITANIUM SPORK!!!
Cool I’ve always wanted to be sporked
A SPORK! Best giveaway EVER.