These are the top 10 buckets that I want:

1. A gargantuan bucket full of thousands of tiny buckets.

2. A bucket overflowing with crunchy peanut butter.

3. A magic bucket that transforms crumpled-up pieces of paper into gold or peanut butter.

4. An anthropomorphic bucket, the perfect sidekick to tag along on zany adventures.

5. A red, plastic bucket.

6. The sort of bucket you can drive around like a car.

7. An truly hideous bucket that would make me feel a little better about myself.

8. A bucket that sings Disney songs, but only when I want to hear Disney songs.

9. A bucket that I can hide inside when I’m afraid of the world.

10. A bucket that wants to do my taxes.