What is the greatest contradiction in your personality?
- Don't cry because it's over. Smile because the Burger King mask stayed on the whole time you were screaming into the mirror. 2 hours ago
- Phones are simply computers that you can bring into the bathroom with you. 2 hours ago
- Can we all just admit that our favorite hobby is to lie in bed and watch Netflix? 8 hours ago
- @natazilla I got you a new Pokémon card http://t.co/1fT0aJGlRr 10 hours ago
- The disco ball falls to the illuminated dance floor and bursts open. Eight-legged minions dressed in tie-dye jumpsuits ooze out, shrieking. 10 hours ago