“Let me tell you how you should live,” said the humans to each other, every day, forever.
- @alexkimmellauth He wished for my death, and I choked on the penny and died. :( 1 hour ago
- I cry buckets thinking about the bigoted workers out there who are FORCED to do right by others. What next? We can't punch strangers? :_( 1 hour ago
- I typed "bacon festival" into my GPS and it took me to my grave. 1 hour ago
- Right-wing Christians ONLY want the right to steal basic human rights from others. And WE have the audacity to say no? Poor little guys. :_( 1 hour ago
- You are powerful. You are an unexpected pizza. You are a series finale that doesn't disappoint. You are a parade of a thousand Pikachus. 4 hours ago