“Let me tell you how you should live,” said the humans to each other, every day, forever.
- Minotaur? More like mean-otaur. Stop poking me with those dang horns, you BULLy! 2 hours ago
- You are perfect the way you are. You are a rainbow. You are an ice cream sandwich. You are a ninja dragon. 3 hours ago
- I love your face. I love your smile. Your spleen is pretty cool. Nice morals. I like the way you dream. 3 hours ago
- The best way to escape an awkward silence is to transmogrify yourself into a kitten in a top hat and monocle. 3 hours ago
- In Fuller House (the upcoming Full House sequel), D.J. Tanner is a pregnant widow. My inner child is already crying. 14 hours ago