“Let me tell you how you should live,” said the humans to each other, every day, forever.
- I wish I were a cartoon character so I would have an excuse for wearing the same thing every day. 5 hours ago
- My mom said "dot dot dot" into her phone, and it was autocorrected to "God has died." 5 hours ago
- I still have an ancient bottle of Orbitz. If I drink it, will I transmogrify into a radish with googly eyes? 5 hours ago
- I miss the good old days when dinosaurs were dinosaurs and people didn't exist. 6 hours ago
- Anyone else remember these? http://t.co/EeImAwAGYg 6 hours ago