Date ideas from Jeremy C. Shipp:
-write and perform a Garbage Pail Kids musical
-build a giant cat mecha
-look at the Ark of the Covenant and see who melts first
-get X-rays and look at each other’s skeletons
-prevent an apocalypse
-cause an apocalypse
-see who can summon the cutest demon
-transmogrify into dragons and conquer the world
-make voodoo dolls of each other and kiss the dolls simultaneously
-Chipotle
Jeremy C. Shipp 
Just make sure the chipotles are not “capones” (castrated ones) or that date’s goin’ no-where…