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Shipp Tip #14

On October 26, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you see a doll swallowing human organs, do not bother her. She’s in the metamorphosis stage of becoming alive and needs to concentrate.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #13

On October 6, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

In real life, when mannequins come alive, they don’t want to hug and kiss you. They’re looking for the nearest Burger King mask and cleaver.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #12

On October 4, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you feel yourself transmogrifying into a kitten, don’t fight it. This is your destiny.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #11

On October 3, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you visit your local fast food restaurant and wink 100 times, they will deep-fry your lower half and feed that to your upper half.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #10

On October 2, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you fear the blank page, draw a couple hedgehogs in top hats on there and then get writing.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #9

On October 1, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

Playing the Lord of the Rings soundtrack makes dusting your home so much more epic.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #8

On September 30, 2015September 29, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you can’t beat them, join them. And if you can’t join them, maybe treat yourself to a bowl of chili cheese fries and take a nap.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #7

On September 29, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you want to curse at someone but you don’t want to sound mean, just add “jelly bean” to the end of your sentence. Go to hell, jelly bean!
-JCS

Shipp Tip #6

On September 27, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

When binding your soul to a demon, make sure to pick a cute one. You’ll be glad you did.
-JCS

Shipp Tip #5

On September 26, 2015September 26, 2015 By JeremyCShippIn Shipp TipLeave a comment

If you don’t want to go to a party, send a mannequin filled with jumping beans in your place.
-JCS

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