My promotional efforts have taken a rather humiliating and strange turn as of late. After selling a certain number of Kindle books, I post a weird photo of myself. Here are the photos my readers have “unlocked” so far.

My wife and I at the Sound of Music Sing-a-long:

The ugliest photo of myself in existence:

Pizza Bear:

Once I sell 20 more copies of THE SUN NEVER RISES IN THE BIG CITY on Kindle, I’m going to post a photo of myself dressed as a barrel of spork monkeys.