My promotional efforts have taken a rather humiliating and strange turn as of late. After selling a certain number of Kindle books, I post a weird photo of myself. Here are the photos my readers have “unlocked” so far.
My wife and I at the Sound of Music Sing-a-long:
The ugliest photo of myself in existence:
Pizza Bear:
Once I sell 20 more copies of THE SUN NEVER RISES IN THE BIG CITY on Kindle, I’m going to post a photo of myself dressed as a barrel of spork monkeys.
Jeremy C. Shipp 
pssst! It’s “my wife and ME.”